they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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