Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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