Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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