Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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