She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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