Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
