so explain again why im purple
no
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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