I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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