Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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