in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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