Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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