so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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