I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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