Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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