2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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