Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
