i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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