So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
