So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize