i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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