I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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