To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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