just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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