Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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