...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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