I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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