he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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