talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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