Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
