Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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