whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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