Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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