her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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