Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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