I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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