If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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