If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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