You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
FUCK WHALES
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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