Fuck appropriateness.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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