if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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