no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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