i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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