yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
