I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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