I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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