I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
