Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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