if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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