Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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