You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
