And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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