Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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