Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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